Description

“The Hero’s Tumbler – Because Even Legendary Adventurers Need Hydration (and a Flex)

Fuel your next quest—or your next coffee run—with this 20oz insulated stainless steel tumbler, customized with your favorite D&D class emblazoned in bold style. Whether you’re a Rogue who takes their espresso black as their soul, a Bard who needs a place to stash their liquid courage, or a Wizard who just really loves a hot potion, this tumbler screams “I roll with advantage on CON saves against caffeine crashes.”

Why This is Your Next Favorite Tumbler:

• Choose Your Class, Champion – 13 iconic classes (yes, even Artificer—someone’s gotta keep the steam-powered coffee maker running).
• Stays Hot/Cold Like a Dragon’s Hoard – Keeps drinks frosty or scalding for hours, just like your Barbarian’s temper.
• Sweat-Proof & Spell-Resistant – Condensation won’t ruin your character sheet (unlike your Sorcerer’s Fireball mishap).
• Great for Taverns or Target Runs – Perfect for game night, cons, or passive-aggressively announcing your main at Starbucks.

Ideal for:

• Paladins who “smite thirst”
• Druids who only drink organic, ethically sourced herbal tea
• Warlocks whose patron definitely judges them for drinking straight from the pot

Claim your class today—before your DM declares it a mandatory part of your character’s inventory!

“Finally, a cup that understands my need for +5 Charisma in the morning.” – A Very Caffeinated Adventurer

P.S. Barbarians: Yes, it’s shatterproof. You’re welcome.